Obama: Where Will He Fall On The List?

Barack Obama is not the first black president this country will have encountered.  Question - will he be the best?

Because I only had the time to find four, here are the TOP FOUR BLACK PRESIDENTS OF ALL TIME:

4)  PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER, "24"

For a while, he seemed like the best president this country's ever seen.  And then Gregory Itzin showed up and out-presidented his ass.  Sorry Dave - it's #4 for you.

3)  PRESIDENT TOM BECK, "DEEP IMPACT" -

One of the first black presidents; failed to stop meteor attack on the Earth.  Would've ranked higher if he thought of sending redneck drillers onto the asteroids instead of wasting time with Batman.  

2)  PRESIDENT LINDBERG, "THE FIFTH ELEMENT"

Pro:  Was president of the future.  Con:  Couldn't find the fifth element.  Pro:  Was a president even though he has a weird, lazy eye.  Con:  Weird, kind of wimpy name of "Lindberg".  Sorry, too many cons don't outweigh the pros.  

And the number one black president is...

1)  PRESIDENT CAMACHO, "IDIOCRACY"

Wasn't too far off from what George W. Bush was like, but this guy got results.  And unlike George W., actually averted a nationwide crisis.