I'm watching TV, and the ad for the "Twin Draft Guard" came on. Perhaps you've seen it - it's a foam piece that slips under the door to keep out pesky drafts and other evils that sneak in underneath your doorway - drafts, cold, wind, leaves, dirt, snow, etc.
I wasn't really paying that close attention to the TV when it came on, so I guess that's my defense for not hearing the announcer correctly. Because when he said "Twin Draft Guard also keeps out fumes!," I swear for like 20 seconds there I thought he said...
"Twin Draft Guard also keeps out PUBES!"
Imagine how fast I dove for the remote to rewind this ad. Not to make sure I wasn't hearing it properly, but to see the action shot of pubic hair rushing against the door with such ferocity and volume that something had been invented to stop this nuisance.
Maybe I need a hearing aid. Or maybe I just need to go to bed.
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