So, Saturday Night Live premiered a few weeks ago. This season, they have a new cast member named Bobby Moynihan...
Bobby did a sketch on either the first or second show where he played a waiter in a Pizzeria Uno. Now, this sketch wasn't great but it wasn't the worst thing in the world. But here's the problem...
I had a nightmare about that sketch.
Maybe "nightmare" is a strong word. Here's how the dream happened: I was in someone's apartment, and Bobby Moynihan was there. We got into a heated argument about something, and he started to beat the shit out of me for not loving the Pizzeria Uno sketch.
After we fougth, we apologized and made up and swore to become best friends. And then I left the apartment, scared that Bobby was going to beat me up again when I least expected it.
Okay, so I realize this is a weird dream and it probably means I want to marry him some day. But the problem is, every time I see him on Saturday Night Live now, there's honestly a part of me that starts to get a little scared. And then I have to remind myself that it was just a dream - that Bobby Moynihan is not going to come after me and try to beat me up. But by that point, I'm already shaken to the core.
So I've decided - the only way for me to resolve this is to actually find Bobby Moynihan, tell him about this, and we'll both have a good laugh about it.
And then I'll kick his ass. Just to prove to myself I can do it.
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